Date guys with beards

Date guys with beards

Modern problems require theatrical solutions

Modern problems require theatrical solutions

Ice fishing isn’t for pussies.

Ice fishing isn’t for pussies.

Penwangs are a good investment.

Penwangs are a good investment.

Health insurance is a mental health issue.

Health insurance is a mental health issue.

The evolution of the teat.

The evolution of the teat.

Now that’s what I call horse power.

Now that’s what I call horse power.

Egg is life.

Do your part for the wee winged [w]ones.

Do your part for the wee winged [w]ones.

Drugs are actually bad for babies, generally.

Drugs are actually bad for babies, generally.

Car manuals can be odd…

Car manuals can be odd…

Dutch men in traditional garb, circa 190

Dutch men in traditional garb, circa 190

The gym this month…

The gym this month…

…because we’re Animaniacs, basically.

…because we’re Animaniacs, basically.

Now that’s what I call a power lunch, circa 2009.

Now that’s what I call a power lunch, circa 2009.

Am I being detained?

Am I being detained?