One of my favourite scenes from the Simpsons

when it comes to biting and dying, there’s an answer for every question

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

which old game did you spend the most time playing?

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

lord of the rings meets reddit

your driving test is all about the cones

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

goblins don’t watch netflix

qr codes will never run out

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks