Emo Philips on the Golden Gate Bridge

Emo Philips on the Golden Gate Bridge

the attention to detail is incredible

the attention to detail is incredible

always choose the clementine

always choose the clementine

there is only one acceptable answer

there is only one acceptable answer

New York Times Bestseller

New York Times Bestseller

lighten up

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

it’s his kitten now

it’s his kitten now

worth being hated for the free fries

worth being hated for the free fries

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

resistance is futile

resistance is futile

was it worth the wait?

was it worth the wait?

he almost got away with it

he almost got away with it

Who knows the reference?

Who knows the reference?

wise words

i feel bad for the bananaquit

i feel bad for the bananaquit