My first date.

robot vacuum issues

all is not well in waffleville

you’ve got time

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

keep laughing see what happens

dolphinsarecool!3

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

this description is way too accurate

turtle burglar

let’s break bread together

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

beefy

Quentin Tarantino makes the jump to television because he suddenly hates movies