Mixed up my Ambien with my Adderall.

this james bond themed costume is brilliant

elden ring prog rock

you know the mattress is good when you sleep so well you almost die

express folding costs extra

zumiez

advanced recycling

it’s a palm tree

Tom Brady and Giselle have filed for divorce, but at least we’ll always have the memes

the prepared statement backfired

we all need a nap hole

the knife doubles as a bookmark

Meatacular mcrib memes as mcdonald’s sends the season icon on its farewell tour

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how strong is your arm?

when your cat finally becomes a higher life form