The most valid statement I've ever heard.

Why I love winter.

Joking around in class will get you nowhere in life.

I want my single life back......

Cool camera effects.

Gordon Ramsay has seen enough sadness

I don't mind if he's homosexual

Aladdin

Can we make this happen? Please.

Jesus can walk on water.

Bad smokers.

i'm a militia

Nah, give me that sweet sweet USD.

Something something Tianamen Square...