Baby changing station!

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

name this movie about a girl and horse

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

the first human robot baby hybrid is adorable

phrasing matters

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf