Feeling Lucky?

I learned this today.

I learned this today.
the fountain of youth
the fountain of youth
welcome to beluga lagoon, sucker
welcome to beluga lagoon, sucker
taking a shot at a new invention
taking a shot at a new invention
breathtaking, absolutely breathtaking
breathtaking, absolutely breathtaking
you’ll be wiping them off your shirt for hours
you’ll be wiping them off your shirt for hours
“I would like one of those electrolyte thirst quencher beverages, please”
“I would like one of those electrolyte thirst quencher beverages, please”
and end up using spellcheck anyways
and end up using spellcheck anyways
the DSM-V knows all
the DSM-V knows all
someone has to archive history
someone has to archive history
looks like he bawked up the wrong tree
looks like he bawked up the wrong tree
big plans
big plans
covering my eyes when i log in
covering my eyes when i log in
be a shame if the other dishes were clean…
be a shame if the other dishes were clean…
10 Things that Greatly Exhibit, “Well…I guess This is my Life now…” Energy
10 Things that Greatly Exhibit, “Well…I guess This is my Life now…” Energy
the same as telling someone specifically not to push a button
the same as telling someone specifically not to push a button
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Join the conversation
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
left+swipe
left swipe
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb