Things British people say and what they actually mean.

I’M BAD AT SMALL TALK.

Still training to be a Podracer

Did you enjoy your coffee Mr. Heptapod?

Siri I need answers

Marriage is hard.

Found my current girlfriends heart :(

This beauty was just rescued. She is sleeping inside for the first time in her life.

Interview-zoned

I’m not good at this kind of commitment…

One of my favorite Kanye moments

Police harassment at it’s worst

Natalie Portman. If nothing else, she’s consistent.

I hope you’re happy with yourself.

Melting ice looks amazing

I wish dwarves were real