What is that you’re holding?

What is that you're holding?

And it only warms the towel at its convenience, not yours

And it only warms the towel at its convenience, not yours

i would like to order the 1 pound mozzarella stick

i would like to order the 1 pound mozzarella stick

hopefully they were all planned

hopefully they were all planned

shout out to our parents

shout out to our parents

evil siblings

easiest puzzle ever

easiest puzzle ever

nailed it

laundromat gym combo

laundromat gym combo

the blood of his enemies

the blood of his enemies

just. the. alcohol.

just. the. alcohol.

that’s a moray!

that’s a moray!

chuck it in the bucket

chuck it in the bucket

i have my priorities

i have my priorities

what’s important is he woke up

what’s important is he woke up

the audacity