Aaaannd my day is ruined.

Aaaannd my day is ruined.

‘I didn’t need to do this…’

‘I didn’t need to do this…’

Jesus can.

Beach tax

I monch the bread

I monch the bread

We need to rethink the supermarket ‘pet’ industry.

We need to rethink the supermarket ‘pet’ industry.

I said neigh

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Meshes to prevent pollution from people who couldn’t care less.

Meshes to prevent pollution from people who couldn’t care less.

Bug reports are helpful

Bug reports are helpful

Necessity is the mother of invention, circa 1969

Necessity is the mother of invention, circa 1969

Your participation has been noted.

Your participation has been noted.

Sir, your emotional support dog just bit the waiter…

Sir, your emotional support dog just bit the waiter…

Be real with yourself and to those around you.

Be real with yourself and to those around you.

Unabridged Genesis

Unabridged Genesis

Immortalized in crochet.

Immortalized in crochet.