It’s going to be a long trip.

natty and noods: the deal of the century

the safest way to travel my ass

this is ibs

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

her back must be ruined

does anyone object?

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

sorry to bother you

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

and the cat never returned

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

and now i’m one lego set richer

you’ve already used that password

I’m fine