Why are firetrucks red?

Why are firetrucks red?

i believe it

this kid is asking the right questions

this kid is asking the right questions

is there another option?

is there another option?

Protect betty white at all costs

Protect betty white at all costs

Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance

Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance

they had so much to catch up on!

they had so much to catch up on!

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

do you even lift, bird?

do you even lift, bird?

exactly how i feel every time

exactly how i feel every time

when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass

when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass

Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!

Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!

it’s a malaphor

it’s a malaphor

they’re both full of shit

they’re both full of shit

cat pranks hooman

cat pranks hooman

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool