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Problem, meet solution.

Problem, meet solution.
spitting venom
spitting venom
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
what every kid wants for christmas
what every kid wants for christmas
how it started vs how it’s going
how it started vs how it’s going
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
for family
for family
macaroni rascals
macaroni rascals
always gotta stop to pet cats
always gotta stop to pet cats
such a misunderstood creature
such a misunderstood creature
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
send dudes, not nudes
send dudes, not nudes
beer science
beer science
how is this not already a thing???
how is this not already a thing???
yes, please
yes, please
Girl+leaves+straightener+on%2C+kills+hundreds.
Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.
Mended
Mended
Childhood+ruined.
Childhood ruined.
My+cat+loves+boxing.
My cat loves boxing.
Join the conversation
Conversations+with+the+police.
Conversations with the police.
My+dad+left+me+a+surprise%26%238230%3B
My dad left me a surprise…
I%26%238217%3Bm+sorry.
I’m sorry.
I+used+to+be+afraid+of+the+dark%26%238230%3B
I used to be afraid of the dark…
Coming+soon+to+a+theater+near+you.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Childhood.
Childhood.
So+this+exists%26%238230%3B+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+delicious.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
I+climbed+the+corporate+ladder%26%238230%3B
I climbed the corporate ladder…