The oldest man on earth

Christmas in the 90’s was battery oriented.

Seven year old’s are better at Fortnite than you.

Let me know what you are thinking!

No teeth, no problem.

In Dubai, trees are precious.

A beehive in all of it’s glory.

But first, let me serve a mission… – Mormons, probably.

Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.

How to tell if your teacher plays Fortnite.

Fang Shui

*carefully calculated terrorism*

Having a rest atop Stalin’s head, circa 1942

Birtches acquired…

Keanu would be proud.

*snorts line of pepper* Bless me, Senpai…