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The oldest man on earth

The oldest man on earth
You win again, darling.
You win again, darling.
Always medicate your sheep, PRN.
Always medicate your sheep, PRN.
Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.
Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.
Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?
Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?
A very nerdy advent calender.
A very nerdy advent calender.
I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.
I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.
I’ve made a huge misteak…
I’ve made a huge misteak…
Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.
Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.
I am aware of the effect I have on women…
I am aware of the effect I have on women…
Consider a bandana or two.
Consider a bandana or two.
Can I consecrate this for communion?
Can I consecrate this for communion?
Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR
Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR
And my tax dollar
And my tax dollar
PSA: When the brakes go out
PSA: When the brakes go out
I’ll allow it.
I’ll allow it.
For+the+sinner+on+the+go
For the sinner on the go
Never+Use+Euphemisms
Never Use Euphemisms
%26quot%3BYou+made+the+mess%2C+you+clean+it+up.%26quot%3B
"You made the mess, you clean it up."
Bottle+Rocket+Under+Ice
Bottle Rocket Under Ice
Join the conversation
To%3A+FBI%2C+NSA%2C+CIA+%26%238211%3B+In+light+of+the+recent+bombings+and+stabbings+across+America%26%238230%3B
To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…
Where+your+scallop+is+farmed
Where your scallop is farmed
Patton+Oswald%26%238217%3Bs+post+emmy+celebration+%26quot%3BThis+%23Emmys+after+party+is+off+da+CHAIN%21%26quot%3B
Patton Oswald’s post emmy celebration "This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!"
In+Norwegian%26%238230%3B
In Norwegian…
Get+to+steppin%26%238217%3B
Get to steppin’
Is+he+gone%3F
Is he gone?
Jesus+Is+So+Nice
Jesus Is So Nice
Wizards+are+just+like+you+and+me
Wizards are just like you and me