Spooky Pumpkin

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

qr codes will never run out

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

your driving test is all about the cones

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

goblins don’t watch netflix

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks