To do list

why would someone want to set this record?

bad dad joke incoming

just a man walking his carrot

unfortunately he already looked down

because movies aren’t real life

he’s magnificent

Mothman isn’t just a piece of meat

imagine walking into your bedroom at an air bnb for the first time and these are your sheets

cool new name for butterflies

independent trophy wife

there’s no winning her back either

he was what he preached

i choose bigfoot

oh yeah, totally read that one

do i need an inflatable backyard bar? no. do i want an inflatable backyard bar? absolutely!