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Welp, that didn’t take long.
Welp, that didn’t take long.
a cautious boop
a cautious boop
Circa 1925
Circa 1925
There are doggos among us.
There are doggos among us.
Absurdity.
Absurdity.
PIVOT
PIVOT
So, here’s a story from A to Z…
So, here’s a story from A to Z…
The first victim of AI
The first victim of AI
Back to work.
Back to work.
This kid is a genius.
This kid is a genius.
A proper four gun salute.
A proper four gun salute.
Come at me bro
Come at me bro
Siblings can be hard.
Siblings can be hard.
When you’re ready come and get it Na na na na …
When you’re ready come and get it Na na na na …
Lobster fur sale.
Lobster fur sale.
from+a+diet+to+a+screwit
from a diet to a screwit
if+i+can+carry+it+all+like+this%2C+i+technically+didn%26%238217%3Bt+need+a+basket
if i can carry it all like this, i technically didn’t need a basket
auf+wheatersehen
auf wheatersehen
this+is+truly+the+most+torture+anyone+has+put+on+anyone%2C+you+horrible+parent%21
this is truly the most torture anyone has put on anyone, you horrible parent!
Join the conversation
no+favorite+child%26%238230%3Bbuuuuuuuut%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B
no favorite child…buuuuuuuut……
and+then+hang+it+up+in+their+hallways+for+the+rest+of+your+life
and then hang it up in their hallways for the rest of your life
kids+say+the+wildest+things
kids say the wildest things
%2Ahiss+of+gluttony%2A
*hiss of gluttony*
recruiter%3A+say+no+more
recruiter: say no more
isn%26%238217%3Bt+that%26%238230%3Beverything%26%238230%3B%3F
isn’t that…everything…?
you+could+say+it%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3Bdirt+cheap
you could say it’s…dirt cheap
it%26%238217%3Bs+in+queso-emergency%21
it’s in queso-emergency!