I have the cutest monster under my bed

What a mom* move.

Cone them all.

Mix Ma$ter Martha

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

All hail the guardians of the discarded..

Increase your rice yields with this one simple trick!

There are holes all over this plot…

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

It’s better than coning.

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Cursed Elvis would like to sing you the song of it’s people.

Please follow instuctions on the screen.