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Should I sleep or should I shower?

Should I sleep or should I shower?
unlimited power!!!!!!!!!
unlimited power!!!!!!!!!
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies
the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table
the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore
looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore
this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel
this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel
if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company
if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company
this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood
this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise
this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable
this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable
oh no is an understatement
oh no is an understatement
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
Justice+is+served.
Justice is served.
We+gotta+stash+these+milk+bones%21
We gotta stash these milk bones!
President+Obama+meets+with+his+successor+after+the+2016+election
President Obama meets with his successor after the 2016 election
I+did+it+all+for+The+Office.
I did it all for The Office.
Join the conversation
This+is+good+for+America.
This is good for America.
Red%5Brum%5D
Red[rum]
Star+leaves+and+all%26%238230%3B
Star leaves and all…
The+city+police+are+pulling+kids+on+bikes+with+helmets+over%21
The city police are pulling kids on bikes with helmets over!
Some+birds%2C+like+geese%2C+can+descend+by+%26%238216%3Bwhiffling.%26%238217%3B+This+involves+zig-zagging+and+sometimes+turning+completely+upside-down+to+quickly+plummet+towards+the+ground.
Some birds, like geese, can descend by ‘whiffling.’ This involves zig-zagging and sometimes turning completely upside-down to quickly plummet towards the ground.
Just+pizza+pranks.
Just pizza pranks.
We+still+never+talk+sometimes
We still never talk sometimes
git+blame
git blame