Turns out Starbucks will fill Das Boot with pumpkin spice frappucino.

Turns out Starbucks will fill Das Boot with pumpkin spice frappucino.

is there another option?

is there another option?

cat pranks hooman

cat pranks hooman

it’s a malaphor

it’s a malaphor

Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!

Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass

when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass

revenge is a dish best served deconstructed

revenge is a dish best served deconstructed

Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance

Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance

they’re both full of shit

they’re both full of shit

this kid is asking the right questions

this kid is asking the right questions

they had so much to catch up on!

they had so much to catch up on!

i believe it

caught bread-handed

caught bread-handed

do you even lift, bird?

do you even lift, bird?

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool