Mom’s response to a common core question

Mom's response to a common core question

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

fine, i’ll do it myself!

fine, i’ll do it myself!

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

is there no end to their destruction?

is there no end to their destruction?

michael’s store employees use the honor system

michael’s store employees use the honor system

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

his name was close enough

his name was close enough

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

phrasing matters

phrasing matters