Feeling Lucky?

My face when I check my bank account.

My face when I check my bank account.
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell
if you were curious
if you were curious
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
what we need here is more water, obviously
what we need here is more water, obviously
I never thought of it that way
I never thought of it that way
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
just get to the recipe already!
just get to the recipe already!
I was today’s years old
I was today’s years old
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
beavers hate running water
beavers hate running water
reading is magic
reading is magic
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
Deciding+not+to+have+kids+is+selfish%21
Deciding not to have kids is selfish!
All+Houses+Matter
All Houses Matter
We+Didn%26%238217%3Bt+Have+the+Technology
We Didn’t Have the Technology
Game+of+Thrones+stunt+doubles
Game of Thrones stunt doubles
Join the conversation
Pencil+bridge
Pencil bridge
ISIS+Threatening+Russia+and+Putin+Directly
ISIS Threatening Russia and Putin Directly
If+baby+meerkats+asked+me+to+murder+my+family%2C++I+would.
If baby meerkats asked me to murder my family, I would.
Why+So+Lonely%2C+Cutie%26%238230%3B
Why So Lonely, Cutie…
Girl+at+the+beach+thought+my+son+was+cute.+I+think+he+knows+what+he%26%238217%3Bs+doing.
Girl at the beach thought my son was cute. I think he knows what he’s doing.
Three+Stages+of+Drinking
Three Stages of Drinking
That%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+look+at+it%26%238230%3B
That’s one way to look at it…
Life+tip+if+you+ever+feel+lonely
Life tip if you ever feel lonely