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Floating hammock bathtub!

Floating hammock bathtub!
Cool new profile pic
Cool new profile pic
A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z
A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z
Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"
Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"
I don’t believe you.
I don’t believe you.
His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky
His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky
Pregnancy tests are hard.
Pregnancy tests are hard.
Sorry, bro…
Sorry, bro…
Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art
Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art
This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.
This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.
Married life.
Married life.
Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.
Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.
I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07
I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07
I could read here.
I could read here.
Butter knife had the best music video of all time…
Butter knife had the best music video of all time…
The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.
The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.
former+child%2C+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+all
former child, aren’t we all
If+by+Physics+you+mean+psychedelics+the+answer+is+yes
If by Physics you mean psychedelics the answer is yes
blame+the+algorithm
blame the algorithm
fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
Join the conversation
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
he%26%238217%3Bs+a+keeper
he’s a keeper
a+heartwarming+dad+joke
a heartwarming dad joke
you+know+the+podcast
you know the podcast
sea+level
sea level
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong%2C+though
he’s not wrong, though
the+joys+of+parenting
the joys of parenting
nature+is+art
nature is art