Dogs vs Cats

oh no is an understatement

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

dead batteries free of charge

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are