You have a parasite.

Every store needs this

Calm your tit.

A New Workout Challenge

Micheal Jackson’s Mortal Kombat uppercut.

Rio 2016

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.

Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here?

2,000 year old Olive tree in Greece

To the protestors at Trump rallies who are burning American flags and physically assaulting Trump supporters

I’ve lost all hope for the future

When you catch two deaf kids roastin’ each other

That explains a lot

I don;’t have an anger problem…

Nailed it… all the way back in ’97