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The two states of every programmer

The two states of every programmer
Starting Windows.
Starting Windows.
This is crazy, but…
This is crazy, but…
How dare you…
How dare you…
The curse is lifted!
The curse is lifted!
Words are fun.
Words are fun.
English.
English.
Live Lip-Dub Proposal.
Live Lip-Dub Proposal.
Hey I just met you.
Hey I just met you.
I am a dog.
I am a dog.
Accurate.
Accurate.
Muggles.
Muggles.
Scumbag colon.
Scumbag colon.
When I am motivated to do something.
When I am motivated to do something.
I hate stairs.
I hate stairs.
Facebook Duck Hunt.
Facebook Duck Hunt.
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Join the conversation
Kitty+delivery%21
Kitty delivery!
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Words
Words
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl