Meanwhile, in India.

5 stars on yelp

5 stars on yelp

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

…and give you a hug

…and give you a hug

not dead yet

i see a white light

i see a white light

worth the risk

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

What if I use bitcoin?

What if I use bitcoin?

Agent of adorable chaos

Agent of adorable chaos

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

god finds a way

god finds a way

The true path to the dark side of the force

The true path to the dark side of the force

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

I love avocados too much

I love avocados too much

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway