You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark

You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark

you need to throw the fastball

you need to throw the fastball

Elon Musk memes because first he takes over twitter, then the world!

Elon Musk memes because first he takes over twitter, then the world!

let’s take a trip to vent haven to pay our respects

let’s take a trip to vent haven to pay our respects

everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds

everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds

the economic collapse has been ruff on everyone

the economic collapse has been ruff on everyone

oh my god they’re back again

oh my god they’re back again

in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time

in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time

would they have even made it to mordor with steve-o?

would they have even made it to mordor with steve-o?

i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles

i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles

dun dun… dun dun…

dun dun… dun dun…

the i scream sandwich

the i scream sandwich

curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat

curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat

this is the most important website

this is the most important website

this frog is poisonous

this frog is poisonous

constricting its prey

constricting its prey