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Don’t judge! Being a mother can be tough

Don't judge! Being a mother can be tough
do something nice for a pig
do something nice for a pig
not the worst life, honestly
not the worst life, honestly
is the answer not c?
is the answer not c?
he objected to the wedding
he objected to the wedding
when you see the wings come out of the kitchen
when you see the wings come out of the kitchen
god bless america
god bless america
taco king
taco king
she made a terrible mistake
she made a terrible mistake
rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination
rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination
nothing in this world smells better than cinnabon
nothing in this world smells better than cinnabon
a death defying balancing act
a death defying balancing act
going for the record
going for the record
one giant leap of faith
one giant leap of faith
new rule
new rule
and then all he can do is turn around and desert you
and then all he can do is turn around and desert you
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Join the conversation
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
No+shame.
No shame.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…