We should listen to George more often

Fiona learns to date.

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

Can you spot the Baron Caterpillar?

Dad quotes are the new dad jokes.

How are you guys so happy?

Jack Black explains the perils of trying to get in shape.

Movie theaters are done properly in London Town.

Instagram economics 101

Comparing my hand with my grandma’s. Always appreciate life, even when you’re old and foldy.

You man now.

Huge gelatinous aloe chunk

Are you a person trapped in a cat’s body?

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.

Not everyone is cut out for white water rafting.