Feeling Lucky?

Don’t you hate double standards?

Don't you hate double standards?
When I dance you dance we dance.
When I dance you dance we dance.
Life is not fair – get used to it.
Life is not fair – get used to it.
Get a cat they said…
Get a cat they said…
A story about Keanu Reeves.
A story about Keanu Reeves.
The Internet in nine seconds.
The Internet in nine seconds.
A Lannister always pays his debts…
A Lannister always pays his debts…
Finding Nemo alternate ending.
Finding Nemo alternate ending.
Very sorry, I am.
Very sorry, I am.
The force is strong with this koala.
The force is strong with this koala.
Zombie time.
Zombie time.
Life is hard…
Life is hard…
Words.
Words.
Kitteh Yoga.
Kitteh Yoga.
Dumbledore just met you…
Dumbledore just met you…
This is the only pale Edward who should be loved.
This is the only pale Edward who should be loved.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Join the conversation
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.