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Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment
Suddenly i have a headache
Suddenly i have a headache
What part of the chicken is the ring?
What part of the chicken is the ring?
he’s not wrong though
he’s not wrong though
double bacon cheeseburger
double bacon cheeseburger
It’s the haircut that gives them away
It’s the haircut that gives them away
i give up
i give up
It’s the cowch or me
It’s the cowch or me
When your kids does you a solid
When your kids does you a solid
It’s the thought that counts
It’s the thought that counts
the perks of being a parent
the perks of being a parent
whoopsie doodle
whoopsie doodle
good for the arches
good for the arches
You just need to squint
You just need to squint
who’s on ellen today?
who’s on ellen today?
Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon
Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Join the conversation
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.