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Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment
I counted.
I counted.
It’s a clever sack.
It’s a clever sack.
BEEP BEEP NORMIES
BEEP BEEP NORMIES
Ents are Lorde.
Ents are Lorde.
Have a great life.
Have a great life.
Two peg battleship IRL.
Two peg battleship IRL.
Boom, shaken, not stirred.
Boom, shaken, not stirred.
Doggo never give up.
Doggo never give up.
Dance more, generalyy.
Dance more, generalyy.
The Dutch are a polite people.
The Dutch are a polite people.
Steven stahp 🤦’â™‚️
Steven stahp 🤦’â™‚️
Watt on Earth are you doing?!
Watt on Earth are you doing?!
The priorities are in order.
The priorities are in order.
Plant the trees.
Plant the trees.
What, now?
What, now?
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
good+question
good question
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
Join the conversation
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?