I want to unfriend you… but.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

People called Brad have it easy.

Elmo need a tickle?

The child is a got dam gymnast.

She mad.

*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*

Bearly broke a sweat.

Ban teleprompters!

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

*grabs industrial strength Nair*

Let the journalists journal.

The vampires are doing science.

Gets me every time…