If we could stop time.

If we could stop time.

skank across america

skank across america

generation hobbit

generation hobbit

natty and noods: the deal of the century

natty and noods: the deal of the century

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

and now i’m one lego set richer

and now i’m one lego set richer

parenting done right

parenting done right

does anyone object?

does anyone object?

you can se the spite in its eyes

you can se the spite in its eyes

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

interesting interpretation

interesting interpretation

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

modest zombies

a jazzy mission

a jazzy mission

I’m fine

the safest way to travel my ass

the safest way to travel my ass