Feeling Lucky?

Someone please translate.

Someone please translate.
If you ever feel stupid…
If you ever feel stupid…
#1 Dad
#1 Dad
The news
The news
The problem with light sabers.
The problem with light sabers.
25 ways to tell you’re a grown up.
25 ways to tell you’re a grown up.
Where does your energy come from?
Where does your energy come from?
Impending satisfaction.
Impending satisfaction.
Here’s a challenge. Report back.
Here’s a challenge. Report back.
One of the funniest scenes from The Office
One of the funniest scenes from The Office
$199,999.99!
$199,999.99!
When I argue with my girlfriend
When I argue with my girlfriend
In case of bad day
In case of bad day
OOOOoooohh
OOOOoooohh
I don’t usually take pictures of myself in the bath…
I don’t usually take pictures of myself in the bath…
Things of interest
Things of interest
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Join the conversation
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…