Feeling Lucky?

Consider the following…

Consider the following...
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All hail.
All hail.
What’s with people stealing cats?
What’s with people stealing cats?
Think of the doggos.
Think of the doggos.
Mansplaining.
Mansplaining.
Running from Irma
Running from Irma
When you lie on the resume but land the job.
When you lie on the resume but land the job.
What a cute child.
What a cute child.
A metaphor.
A metaphor.
Flat earth logic.
Flat earth logic.
Travelling with panda.
Travelling with panda.
Flying through a hurricane.
Flying through a hurricane.
OMG HOOOMANS!
OMG HOOOMANS!
I have a dream.
I have a dream.
Please help.
Please help.
Unemployed as of today
Unemployed as of today
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Join the conversation
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Classy.
Classy.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…