What would Jesus do?

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose