Words

or just avoid the pit altogether because you have work tomorrow

may the force be with your belt

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

find your bay leaf confidence

who actually thought this was a good idea?

smells like reborn spirit

side effects may include incest…

me and my demons are just cool like that

do not feed the animals

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

beware of log

mind blowing stuff back then

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

these are the tools of successful writers

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you