I don’t know anything about drugs…

This mornings packet loss is tonight’s dinner.

Bars in Istanbul used hire people to carry home those whom were too smashed to walk home…

The necromancer should always be invited to the party.

The Prime Minster of Canada carrying the Prime Minister of Canada circa 1973

I’ll take two…

Why aren’t we making doors cooler, in general?

Won’t somebody please think of the koali?!

Good job, adventure boy.

Words

Drugs are actually bad for babies, generally.

Hey. Stop.

I should call 911 more often…

Now that’s what I call a power lunch, circa 2009.

Car manuals can be odd…

Now that’s what I call horse power.