Braaaiiinnnsss

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

the muse and his portrait

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

he was named pants because he always wore pants

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

it’s okay to stare

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod