Forget time dilation, black holes, and relativity. This is what I remember.

Forget time dilation, black holes, and relativity. This is what I remember.

Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…

Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…

I wonder how much their textbooks are.

I wonder how much their textbooks are.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.

The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

Netflix, chill.

Netflix, chill.

Interacting with strangers at 88MPH

Interacting with strangers at 88MPH

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

Never go full jerk.

Never go full jerk.

@ 4am…

I would eat this sopa.

I would eat this sopa.

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

Seems like a real page turner.

Seems like a real page turner.

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.