Drugs can be funny

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

you had a good run

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

i can never show my face in public again

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

so warm and cozy

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

gonna need to step outside for a second

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

dinner and show