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Snowballs in Norway

Snowballs in Norway
Fish Sticks
Fish Sticks
Encouraging kids to recycle.
Encouraging kids to recycle.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
Why are we not funding this?!
Why are we not funding this?!
I am a turkey vulture.
I am a turkey vulture.
The hills are alive.
The hills are alive.
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
From one nurse to another.
From one nurse to another.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
such dance
such dance
Drama queen.
Drama queen.
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
In Hollywood, I’m obese.
Winter is a pain in the butt
Winter is a pain in the butt
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Sup+player.
Sup player.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
No+shame.
No shame.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.