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I was alone in my shell

I was alone in my shell
no shot
no shot
not your garden variety story…
not your garden variety story…
alarming noises
alarming noises
a light on this story…
a light on this story…
breaking the silence
breaking the silence
losing meaning
losing meaning
menage a trouble
menage a trouble
recycling trash
recycling trash
urine trouble, mister
urine trouble, mister
you shall pass
you shall pass
we’ve failed god’s test(ament)
we’ve failed god’s test(ament)
engine-near
engine-near
vassalized
vassalized
daylight saving time
daylight saving time
drama queen
drama queen
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Dear+Michael
Dear Michael
Baby%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside%26%238230%3B
Baby, it’s cold outside…
If+I%26%238217%3Bm+being+honest+with+myself%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+going+to+happen%26%238230%3B
If I’m being honest with myself, it’s not going to happen…
Join the conversation
Yeah+that+works+great+actually%26%238230%3B
Yeah that works great actually…
My+dad+works+with+Ted+Cruz%26%238230%3B
My dad works with Ted Cruz…
Buy+your+kid+a+soda.
Buy your kid a soda.
I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!
%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F+WARNING+%26%238211%3B+This+is+important+%C3%A2%C5%A1%C2%A0%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F
⚠️ WARNING – This is important ⚠️
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+pro+gamer+moves%26%238230%3B.
Now that’s what I call pro gamer moves….
Every+time%2C+all+the+time.
Every time, all the time.
Yeah%2C+but+not+you%26%238230%3B
Yeah, but not you…