I was alone in my shell

happens every day

do you remember what movie this is from?

when kirby turns heel we’re all getting swallowed alive

do it for the bragging rights

dads always ask the most important questions

just enjoy the view, my man

do you want ants to take over the world?

even he doesn’t think it’s funny

what does slate hate so much about the deodorant industry?

i can’t believe we used to find random restaurants in here to order from without being able to vet them on yelp first

should not have made that drunk purchase on amazon

predator vs ewoks

dwight really walked himself into the front of that one

whatever it takes to build out my library

he’s into ska