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David Cross

David Cross
Scumbag Girlfriend.
Scumbag Girlfriend.
Edgar Allan Po.
Edgar Allan Po.
There is no greater shame.
There is no greater shame.
Deep blue sea.
Deep blue sea.
Stop touching me!
Stop touching me!
Nothing to do here…
Nothing to do here…
Words.
Words.
Daddy look! I’m a Unicorn!
Daddy look! I’m a Unicorn!
Cat shaming.
Cat shaming.
Time travel to kill Hitler…
Time travel to kill Hitler…
In another galaxy..far, far away.
In another galaxy..far, far away.
Uncanny.
Uncanny.
I would never procrastinate!
I would never procrastinate!
Forever Love.
Forever Love.
Point of view.
Point of view.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Join the conversation
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
No+shame.
No shame.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)