According to National Geographic, this is what the average human will look like in 2050

*lite cronching*

The pasta spinach paradox is delicious, whichever way you look at it.

The Purple [People Eater] Harlequin Toad

The pelotas on this guy…

The many mano purposes.

The best are yet to come, probably.

*lite snipping*

Canadian Cowboys, eh?

Dukes up Mr. Feeny

After the attack on Pearl Harbor, the US military issued Mickey Mouse gas masks to kids because they were supposedly less scary. Supposedly…

Ask and ye shall receive, knock and it shall be opened unto you.

Heeeeeeere’s Johnny

No Santa for you! – the Santa nazi, probably.

When Americans say, A Guide.

Induction forges for the modern blacksmith. Nice.