Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.

your driving test is all about the cones

how many cups of coffee do you need to get through the day?

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

writing a book during lockdown that everyone can relate to

how you know you’ve found the one

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

how to get back at a dad who has wronged you

when it comes to biting and dying, there’s an answer for every question

a hgtv show where i judge other people’s home and get paid millions of dollars in the process. who wants to greenlight it?

luke’s lightsaber was made in new york. So much for “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”

which old game did you spend the most time playing?

“a man needs to feel like a man” isn’t something is actually real

well this is incredibly helpful information to know

the way she reacts is how you know how long the relationship is going to last

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor