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Yo Snape.
Yo Snape.
What really happened…
What really happened…
Forever alone.
Forever alone.
Oh the horrors.
Oh the horrors.
Drunk text protection.
Drunk text protection.
Sorry about that…
Sorry about that…
To shave, or not to shave?
To shave, or not to shave?
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell.
People who claim to be insomniacs.
People who claim to be insomniacs.
Highly suspicious…
Highly suspicious…
You know what it is.
You know what it is.
tl;dr
tl;dr
Not cool…
Not cool…
Scarred for life.
Scarred for life.
Winning.
Winning.
The+life+of+a+baby+elephant
The life of a baby elephant
Mothers+Day+is+going+to+be+great.
Mothers Day is going to be great.
Doctors+have+to+deal+with+a+broad+spectrum.
Doctors have to deal with a broad spectrum.
My+low+point
My low point
Join the conversation
Fancy+chemistry+notes
Fancy chemistry notes
Basically+my+entire+college+experience.
Basically my entire college experience.
What+your+email+domain+says+about+you.
What your email domain says about you.
I+got+you+dog.
I got you dog.
The+worst+part+of+camping
The worst part of camping
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+simple+man.
I’m a simple man.
Honesty+is+the+best+policy.
Honesty is the best policy.
How+come+you+never+got+married%3F
How come you never got married?