Santa is a massive tool.

Reasons to be a mermaid.

Realizing to don't actually have friends...

Feminist Vandalism circa 1972

Summer Pupperoni.

The circle of life.

I'm wearing a jacket because...

Words.

Hank Hill on steaks.

I could work here

Teacher asked her 2nd grade students what they've heard about Hillary and Trump:

Juliane flew through the moon door and lived...

In From the Cold...

Seemed like a good time to explain how harnesses work...

How rainbows are made.

I hope this LYFT[ed] his spirits