Yes. I am the Captain of this tub.

Yes. I am the Captain of this tub.

god finds a way

god finds a way

ultimate power

Pitching this to Hollywood

Pitching this to Hollywood

worth the risk

only teaching it more curse words

only teaching it more curse words

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

The true path to the dark side of the force

The true path to the dark side of the force

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!

30 is the new 13

30 is the new 13

What if I use bitcoin?

What if I use bitcoin?

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

i see a white light

i see a white light

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway